Got TP - Adult Merit Badge

One of the biggest and strangest things to happen during the COVID-19 pandemic, has been the relationship between toilet paper, water, face masks and the virus. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following:

• You have successfully navigated through "The Great Toilet Paper Shortage" and were able to keep your butt nice and clean.
  
  
• You were NOT injured during the fights over a case of toilet paper.
  
  
• You implemented a program at your house for usage reduction... only to find out that your hand soap usage skyrocketed.
  
  
• You did NOT hoard over 100 cases of toilet paper and then try to sell it on Amazon at three times the price with the excuse that you were trying to help out those who could not find any.

 
Remember, you can award this Adult Merit Badge to someone you think qualifies - as well as earning it yourself.

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